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[24 Aug 2006|03:05pm] |
oh look, Michael.
I got Anna Paquin,
go figure.
I should do it again
with one of those pictures you took of me,
where I *really* look like her.
anyway,
yes:
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[22 Aug 2006|10:03pm] |
I gave it all up
for another chance at something great.
I don't know what I'm saying anymore,
and no one talks these days anyway -
at least, not about anything important.
. edit .
People bore me ...
I need someone who can challange me,
make me think again.
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[10 Aug 2006|06:48pm] |
Detatchable Shower Heads, Part 2
Alright girls, you really should get up on this:
Shower Heads
Go give him your two cents.
Or show people that you really do ignore my journal.
GO!!!!!!
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[10 Aug 2006|12:41pm] |
MauveBell: omg
MauveBell: I uh
MauveBell: I mean
MauveBell: I totally
MauveBell: completely
DrClockSmasher: SPIT IT OUT!!!
MauveBell: LOVE detatchable shower heads
MauveBell: OMG
DrClockSmasher: haha
MauveBell: do you think they're easy to install? I really should have one in my house
MauveBell: omg
MauveBell: I mean
MauveBell: OMG
DrClockSmasher: you just wanked in your moms shower.
DrClockSmasher: haha
MauveBell: damn right
MauveBell: hell
MauveBell: it's been soooo long since I've had good sex
MauveBell: I mean - so long
MauveBell: I'm still out of breath
DrClockSmasher: so you wank in your mom's shower instead?
DrClockSmasher: christ, mauve!
MauveBell: DETATCHABLE SHOWER HEAD, DENNIS
MauveBell: that's what I need
DrClockSmasher: imagine your mom wanking in YOUR shower.
MauveBell: a someone with a mohawk and a detatchable shower head
MauveBell: who wants to play in the tub with me
MauveBell: OMG
MauveBell: DENNIS
DrClockSmasher: hahaha
DrClockSmasher: makes sense now, right?
MauveBell: AHHH
MauveBell: you suck
MauveBell: you're lucky I already got off!
MauveBell: three times ...
MauveBell: OMG
DrClockSmasher: ok, this is one of those conversations that I show to other people. hahaha
MauveBell: what a work out too
MauveBell: I could do that for 20 minutes a day
MauveBell: I bet it would do wonders for my ass too .
MauveBell: you suck, you know that?
MauveBell: if you show it to a girl
MauveBell: SHE'LL AGREE WITH ME
MauveBell: SHE'LL KNOW THE WONDERS OF DETATCHABLE SHOWER HEADS
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[10 Aug 2006|07:39am] |
so I'm sitting on the couch,
doing my thing,
when I hear a knock at the door
followed by barking.
My sister gets up,
opens the door,
and in walks Anna, our dog.
My sister notices my quizzical looks
and says:
"yea, sometimes she likes to go for walks in the morning".
Oh, of course!
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[04 Aug 2006|05:37pm] |
"Jenn eats grapes like she eats cooter . . . well"
-Lex
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[03 Aug 2006|06:07pm] |
I'm currently sitting in Eric's bedroom.
He's playing Sax, Crud is playing the piano,
I was singing for a bit.
It was like being in an old black and white movie,
except we're in colour.
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[03 Aug 2006|03:28am] |
what a beautifully insane night.
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[02 Aug 2006|12:09pm] |
I was going through my memories and came across this one.
James your dreams are always the best!!
James' Dream:
"I have been having the oddest vivid dreams lately:
Last night I dreamt Cyndi, Jenn and I, were driving in the car. We were heading to Jenn's place to see Jay, but in my dream, the route took us past the beach. I saw a comic book store and wanted to stop, but the girls insisted I drive on. Suddenly, we stopped and got out at the beach. Mer-people were emerging from the surf, their tails turning to legs. The mer-people didn't speak english, only clicks and whistles similar to a dolphin; the only reason I understood what was being said was because Tom Hanks had emerged from the sea with them and had been made ambassador for the mer-people. (I don't know where Daryl Hannah was.) One hunky mer-man was claiming that Jenn had to return to the sea with them; that she'd been on land too long and the time of their marriage was at hand. Cyndi and I were shocked; Jenn had never told us that she was a mermaid. (I should've known though... it explains why she's a good swimmer.) Accusations and denial shot back and forth, while I tried to negotiate with the mer-hunk, claiming that Jenn couldn't go with him, cause she was already married and we were on our way to see Jay. There was talk of moon cycles and the rules against human/mermaid love. (Which makes no sense given that Tom Hanks situation.) I found most of the negotiations very aggravating since all I wanted to do was play Zelda on a Sony PSP.
The transition is fuzzy, but suddenly I was on a naval battle ship with Jay, and Larry (who was the captain). I think we were hunting mer-folk or trying to rescue Jenn from some weird arranged aquatic marriage. I just remember that the firing of the main guns caused me to drop my pillow overboard, and I was sad when we couldn't turn around and go back for it.
What does this all mean? Am I going crazy?"
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[01 Aug 2006|03:46pm] |
does she know
what she does
once I asked her
and she spun away
glorious dreaming mind
those crazy dizzy pills
lost in glass eyes
up and down
the carousel goes
like that midnight swim
running through the haze
we melted into the ground
I could really learn to love you
in every little way
we drank to the game
lost it in the pool
gone was the first
and you took my hand
never mind looking back now
it all makes no sense
I'm in love with your world
could you give me those eyes
in those crazy little dizzy pills
and does she know what I do
and does she care how I know
and does she even want
to wear those glass eyes
that you keep locked away
it's nevermore harder
than it ever was before
swimming in the darkened nights
walking in the city lights
never going back for more
could you give me those eyes
in those crazy little dizzy pills
and does she know what I do
and does she care how I know
and does she even want
does she know what she does
with those glass eyes
those crazy little dizzy pills
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[01 Aug 2006|12:17pm] |
mmmm,
nothing beats waking up with dried blood
and smeared eyeliner all over your face.
Unless of course - that's what got beat.
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[31 Jul 2006|09:38pm] |
so I fix the problem by taking my laptop into my room
and shutting the door.
I love these silly things:
FEBRUARY SMARTS
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon.
Has more than one best friend.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
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[30 Jul 2006|01:19pm] |
So my friend Crash is always asking me what I'm into,
and saying that if I just stick to those things,
then I'll meet people with common interests.
Now, I'm very picky -
but I'm social and like to meet new people.
So I started wondering what it is I would
look for in someone ... and started to make a list of things.
. rides or wants to ride a motorcycle
. Someone open-minded into tattoos and piercings and various body mods
(doesn't have to have some, just ... open to them)
. has a sense of humour and isn't uptight and too serious
. wouldn't mind my taking pictures of them all the time
. likes adventures and doing things spur of the moment
. likes to cuddle and watch movies
(anything from Road Warrior to Boondock Saints to Stoner Movies to Geek movies)
. computer literate and uses chat clients
. creative, writes, plays music, something
. enjoys beautiful sceanery and going out and doing things
. who likes to dress up and be silly
. doesn't need constant entertainment, who's chill
. loves DOGS - because I love them
. into drugs (nothing heavy) and trying new things / experiences
. doesn't mind me drinking
. likes rock and punk and various other types of music - open minded
. can carry on a philisophial conversation
. likes lots of different foods (thai, vietnamese, sushi, indian, etc)
. into a bit of an "alternative" lifestyle
. is social and likes going out with small groups of people
or having gatherings
. must be able to put up with Lex
I know that's not everything.
I'll probably keep adding to that list
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[29 Jul 2006|02:05pm] |
So I'm getting into the shower,
I've just pulled back the curtains,
lifting up my foot,
when the door opens,
and Lex comes in, hands me a huge glass of ice water,
and then walks out.
I love my life.
sometimes.
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[28 Jul 2006|07:45pm] |
I still love my stockings and thigh-highs ...
darn this heat!!!
I yearn to crawl back into my belts,
and pretty things,
just to roll around and bitch,
with a cig clutched between my teeth.
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[28 Jul 2006|10:47am] |
I think people should call me
"pumpkin"
I'm in a halloween mood.
I'm ready for scarves, bats, spiders,
and spooooky things!!!
p.s.
I'm using yahoo mostly for now ...
ephemeralstudio
yay
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[26 Jul 2006|03:11pm] |
love is like a drug.
you're forever chasing that first hit,
and withdrawl is cold and lonely.
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[24 Jul 2006|01:13pm] |
I really don't know what to make of this . . .
D.Klein: You need THREE things for sex: A full jar of Jiff Creamy Peanut Butter. A 4-wheel-drive Hot Wheels car, and a brand new 9v battery.
MauveBell: are you trying to tell me to get those things too?
D.Klein: no, just an FYI.
MauveBell: okay
MauveBell: because those things, shrooms, and sex would prove to be very interesting
D.Klein: most likely.
MauveBell: so uh ... what exactly am I doing with those things?
D.Klein: if I Need to explain them, then forget it.
MauveBell: what if my 9v battery isn't brand new?
MauveBell: what if it's been sitting in my drawer for a while?
D.Klein: then it won't work.
D.Klein: not properly, anyway.
MauveBell: next time I have sex I"m going to pull those items out
MauveBell: and when my partner says "wtf"
MauveBell: I'll just shrug and say "I dunno - you tell me"
D.Klein: hahahaha
MauveBell: I"m sure whatever happens it'll lead to something interesting
MauveBell: I like interesting and fun
D.Klein: the hot wheels car MUST be 4-wheel drive.
MauveBell: well I'm sure that out of all of the hot wheels cars I own one of them has to be 4 wheel drive
MauveBell: wait wait - the actual car or the hot wheels model?
D.Klein: no, just the actual hot wheels
MauveBell: riiiiight
*** Auto-response from D.Klein: BRB! FOOSBALL!
MauveBell: okay
MauveBell: I"m hoping that while you're playing foosball you're thinking about that one
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[23 Jul 2006|08:29am] |
Dear people who went to Comicon, MotoGP, and who are going to the One Festival:
SHUT UP
Thank you for your time.
. . .
P.S.
Why do military men and BMXers always hit on me?
Why is it that everyone I've dated is a musician?
Why is there a half empty bottle of smirnoff
sitting on my desk?
Shouldn't it be consumed?
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